Thursday 23 February 2012

You Might Be a Patriot Extremist If............



.......  you pay for your coffee with cash

.......  you purchase storage containers and hydrogen peroxide at the same time.

.......  you use portals or anonymizers to shield your IP address.

.......  you shave off your beard or otherwise change your appearance before participating in paintball.

........  you incorporate hand-to-hand combat into your martial arts training. (did this suddenly become a non-contact sport?)

.......  you carry a backpack when you go to the mall, especially in warm weather.

.......  you own a gas mask or other biologically protective gear.

.......  you have left the country to perform charity work, particularly if it was religious in nature.

.......  you rent a boat for an extended period of time.

.......  you purchase a GPS device and batteries at the same time.

.......  you behave impatiently at the farm supply store.

.......  you deposit money orders, third party checks and payroll checks all into the same bank account.

.......  you purchase firearms and ammunition outside of hunting season.

.......  you make a large purchase from a retail store using cash.

.......  you ask for a room in a specific or remote part of a hotel or motel.

.......  you use a camera or video recorder at a bus, subway or train station.

.......  you purchase water-proofed match containers.

.......  you ask about the fuel capacity of a car you intend to rent.

.......  you pay your rent in cash, especially if you pay it ahead of time.

.......  you are either late paying the rent for your storage unit or you pay for several months in advance.

.......  you get a tattoo in a concealed spot on your body, particularly if you pay cash for it.

Today's list of threats to America has been brought to you by your friends at the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  For more helpful hints check out their website, Public Intelligence

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